Fort Carson, San Andreas — Just when federal agents thought they could finally close the file on the Burger Fridge Incident, the case has taken an even greasier turn. The Fort Carson Fire Department’s most infamous culinary casualty Bender is now hospitalized after reportedly consuming leftover evidence tied to the
Paleto Bay, San Andreas — What began as a tense standoff at the Blaine County Savings Bank ended in complete disaster Friday evening when all five hostages were killed during a botched response that officials are now blaming on “budgetary limitations and resource reallocation.” What followed was a six-hour standoff that
Blaine County - In what can only be described as one of the most unusual interviews in Weazel News history, our team ventured deep into the heart of Blaine County this week to sit down with the enigmatic leader of the Epsilon Program, Brother Kifflom himself. Is the Epsilon Program
San Andreas — It’s that time of year again. Plastic skeletons dangle from cheap porch hooks, jack-o-lanterns rot on sidewalks, and Burgershot is back at it with another questionable “limited-time Halloween special.” This year’s fright on a bun? The new Bender Burger, making its grand return as part of
Downtown District Left Without Power After Night of Unprecedented Lawlessness By Janet, Weasel News Correspondent LOS SANTOS - What started as an apparent social media hoax spiraled into the most chaotic night in recent Los Santos memory, as a fake Twotter post claiming all criminal activity had been temporarily legalized
By the Weazel Investigates Team Fort Carson, San Andreas – What started as a simple case of questionable fast-food budgeting has spiraled into a full-scale federal investigation requiring industrial equipment, hazmat protocols, and a massive gaping hole in the Fort Carson firehouse roof. The experts called in Jax's Recovery
Fort Carson, San Andreas – Patients and staff at the Fort Carson Medical Center had their morning turned upside down yesterday when a routine scan in the imaging ward escalated into a full-blown fire. Hospital officials say the blaze began when a patient allegedly smuggled an electronic vape pen into the
Fort Carson, San Andreas – In a town better known for tumbleweeds, dusty main roads, and that one diner with a suspiciously long “out of order” sign on its soda machine, something shiny is finally rolling in. Moseley Auto has announced the grand opening of its brand-new dealership in Fort Carson,
By the Weazel Investigates Team Fort Carson, San Andreas – Most small-town firehouse scandals involve petty squabbles over who gets the good recliner or someone forgetting to fill the coffee pot. But in Fort Carson, the drama now comes in the form of a grease-soaked paper bag. Weazel Investigates has learned
BLAINE COUNTY, SAN ANDREAS — Rangers with the San Andreas Department of Conservation and Natural Resources (DCNR) say what should have been a quiet weekend in the state forests turned into a bizarre spectacle of unlawful hunting, online deception, and a brush with a violent fugitive. The incident began late Friday
FORT CARSON, SAN ANDREAS – Last night, Fort Carson residents were treated to an all-you-can-watch buffet of chaos after the local BurgerShot went up in flames. Several customers were inside when the fire broke out. Most managed to get out on their own, though a handful lingered long enough to require
SANDY SHORES — What started as a quiet afternoon drive for a Weazel News field reporter turned into an impromptu police spectacle yesterday, after a traffic stop near Sandy Shores spiraled into a full response from SVPD and other agencies. The incident began when an officer from the Senora Valley Police
BLAINE COUNTY — A routine afternoon at the Davis Quartz mining facility turned into a hazardous emergency Wednesday after a fire broke out on-site and rapidly spread into the surrounding hillside brush, triggering a large-scale response from the Blaine County Fire Department and local emergency personnel. The incident began just after
DEL PERRO – What began as a sunny, carefree afternoon on the pier spiraled into pure pandemonium when an E-Cola vending machine ran dry. According to witnesses, the trouble started around 3:12 PM when two men reached for the final can of E-Cola simultaneously. Words were exchanged, tempers flared, and
Roxwood, San Andreas – The Roxwood County Sheriff’s Office announced earlier today that it has made what officials are calling a “significant investment in transparency and accountability” by providing a generous contribution to Weazel News, the leading source for trusted news and community reporting across San Andreas. At a press
LOS SANTOS – It was supposed to be a bold declaration of order and accountability. Instead, it ended with the Mayor of Los Santos crawling under a podium to grab his phone and explain to his assistant why his Fleeca Bank card was just used at a 24/7 in Strawberry.
ROXWOOD – A routine lunch break turned into an over-the-top law enforcement spectacle yesterday when a Roxwood County Sheriff’s Office deputy accidentally triggered not one, but two panic button alerts while enjoying a meal at the Up-N-Atom diner. The resulting police response clogged traffic, rattled nerves, and raised questions about
Roxwood County — In a bizarre tale that feels ripped from a crime drama, an elderly local eccentric turned the usually quiet Roxwood County Sheriff’s Office into his own personal fortress before leading deputies on a wild RV chase that ended with a crash on Marina Beach. According to sources
ROXWOOD – In a move that has the entire town talking, the controversial nonprofit Guns 4 Kids announced today that it has received what they’re calling a “historic, freedom-sized donation” from an unnamed philanthropist in Roxwood. While the organization didn’t disclose the exact figure, insiders tell Weazel News the
Marina Beach, Roxwood - What started as another mundane Tuesday morning in Roxwood's perpetually under-construction Marina Beach district quickly descended into pure pandemonium when a 300-pound ape decided to treat the neighborhood like its personal jungle gym. The chaos erupted around 8:30 AM when bewildered residents began
The peaceful suburban enclave of Roxwood Hills, renowned for its pristine landscaping and zealously maintained community standards, found itself thrust into controversy this week following the arrest of longtime Homeowners Association President Snaren Daren and the destruction of a controversial cell tower. Daren, who has overseen the Roxwood Hills HOA
By Tony, Weazel News Local Affairs The Up-n-Atom restaurant in Roxwood has officially resumed operations following what management describes as a "comprehensive facility restoration" necessitated by a significant kitchen fire that occurred during the lunch rush. The incident began when a kitchen employee working the fryer station inadvertently
By Janet McReary, Weazel News Local Correspondent Published: Monday, July 21, 2025 - 6:47 AM PST ROXWOOD - In what company executives are calling a "game-changing infrastructure investment," telecommunications giant Whizz Wireless announced yesterday the completion of their ambitious network expansion project throughout the Roxwood neighborhood, promising